Mister Scrubby
Ginger Cat. Man Cat. Pee Cat.
My New House
Apr 5th
Dudes, it’s been awhile. I’ve been chillaxing in the basement. I like to sleep in the insulation in our unfinished basement.
I know, I know. Some people think it’s bad for me.
Mom calls me a dumb ginger cat. If I’m so dumb, why am I getting a new house. Check it out.
Part 2 comes if/when this thing gets installed, yo.
Peace out, mothertruckers.
Today is the Day!
Mar 3rd
Mom is doing her Ignite presentation and here is the slide deck since many of you anipals can’t come.
Wish her luck, yo.
Ignite Scrubby
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Ignite Raleigh
Feb 27th
Wassup, dudes? Wanted to let you know that my Mom will be giving a five-minute talk at Ignite Raleigh on March 3rd.
Her topic?
Me.
Duh.
Check it out.
Art & Freckles
Jan 28th
Mom likes this photo because she says it captures my sleepiness, my ennui and my freckles.
Don’t tease me. I know you have freckles, too. Everyone does.
Cigars Are Gross: Public Service Announcement
Jan 27th
Dudes, my mom wanted to remind you that real cigars are gross and unhealthy. They can make your mouth smelly and no one will give you kisses.
My cigars are healthy, yo.
Want some of this?
Breakfast of Champions
Jan 25th
Mom decided to order some breakfast for me. She thought I would like bacon and eggs.
I like the bacon and eggs okay, but I really like tuna and chicken. Duh.
I Do Not Like This Particular Wubba
Jan 25th
Although I like nomming on the wubba, this one belongs to my sister. Her smells are on it.
Gross.
You gotta favorite toy? Tell me about it.
Scrubilicious Products for Cat Pee
Jan 3rd
Dudes, I’m not gonna lie. There have been times in my life where I pee on things.
It doesn’t happen very often, but it happens when Mom and Dad travel somewhere and leave me here. It makes me cranky — so I pee on the couch pillows. You bet that everyone knows I’m unhappy once I leave my mark.
Mom visited a website called Cat Faeries and found some good advice. She bought Feliway plug-ins and uses Cat Attract litter.
When I peed on the couch cushion, Mom went bonkers because she knew it was important to get my smell out. I don’t know why. I smell like roses. She washed the couch cushions in Win Detergent. It’s made for sweaty fat people who go to the gym. [That's really why she has it. Hey, I'm just saying.]
I’ve been 100% pee-free for a little while. We’ll take some pictures of our litter boxes system. It’s for real. No joking around. I know you don’t want to see my pees — or maybe you do, which is weird — but you can see my thrones.
Do you have any tips to share? Any advice for cats who pee? Let us know, yo.
New Site, New Address, Same Shiz
Jan 2nd
Don't Try This at Home
Mom has been wrestling with this site for a little while. How does it look? Not too fancy, right? Kind of manly, yes?
To show you what it looks like to wrestle with a website, here’s a picture of me wrestling with a tiara that Mom thought was cute. It’s 2010 and she still wants to treat me like a girl.
As we work on this site, feel free to let us know if you have a link you want featured on the blogroll — or if you support an animal charity that we can feature on your behalf.
I know a little something about charity. My mom is the ultimate case — if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Happy 2010. Hope it’s a scrubilicious one for you!