Okay, okay, okay. There’s a rumor that I’m a pee cat. Some people say that I like to pee on stuff that belongs to other kittehs in my house. Bed. Blankets. Cushions.
That’s a lie!
Mom and dad took me to a lady vet and she thought maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t me. I’m handsome. I gotta nice personality. She thought it might be my brudder Jake. She said it would be good to have more data and maybe a video.
So mom & dad set up a trap and tried to snare me, yo.
Now listen, I was framed. This is entrapment!!
Fine, it was me.
I like to squirt to show everybody who’s boss.