Ginger Cat. Man Cat. Pee Cat.
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We Like to Bug Momz
Jul 9th
Mom has too much fun doing her expense reports and presentations. Poonchy Emma and I decided to bug her.
Doesn’t she look swell in her gym clothes and gym hair? We’re gonna keep bugging her till she takes a shower.
♫ Happy Barfday Two Pees ♫
Jun 1st
It’s my birthday. I am four years old. I know you’re surprised. Mom gave me a gift. It’s a souvenir from her vacation to Hawaii.
My dad says that the lighting is a little too harsh and highlights my cheekbones. My poonchy sister, Emma, doesn’t have that problem because she has no cheek bones. Just plenty of cheek, yo.
I Can’t Quit You
Apr 6th
My new house isn’t ready yet. Glue is drying. While we wait, here’s a video of my Moms being annoying.
She loves me. Too much.
Lady, I don’t bug you when I pee. You love it.
My New House
Apr 5th
Dudes, it’s been awhile. I’ve been chillaxing in the basement. I like to sleep in the insulation in our unfinished basement.
I know, I know. Some people think it’s bad for me.
Mom calls me a dumb ginger cat. If I’m so dumb, why am I getting a new house. Check it out.
Part 2 comes if/when this thing gets installed, yo.
Peace out, mothertruckers.
Today is the Day!
Mar 3rd
Mom is doing her Ignite presentation and here is the slide deck since many of you anipals can’t come.
Wish her luck, yo.
Ignite Scrubby
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Ignite Raleigh
Feb 27th
Wassup, dudes? Wanted to let you know that my Mom will be giving a five-minute talk at Ignite Raleigh on March 3rd.
Her topic?
Me.
Duh.
Check it out.
Art & Freckles
Jan 28th
Mom likes this photo because she says it captures my sleepiness, my ennui and my freckles.
Don’t tease me. I know you have freckles, too. Everyone does.
Cigars Are Gross: Public Service Announcement
Jan 27th
Dudes, my mom wanted to remind you that real cigars are gross and unhealthy. They can make your mouth smelly and no one will give you kisses.
My cigars are healthy, yo.
Want some of this?
Breakfast of Champions
Jan 25th
Mom decided to order some breakfast for me. She thought I would like bacon and eggs.
I like the bacon and eggs okay, but I really like tuna and chicken. Duh.