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We Like to Bug Momz

Mom has too much fun doing her expense reports and presentations. Poonchy Emma and I decided to bug her.

Doesn’t she look swell in her gym clothes and gym hair? We’re gonna keep bugging her till she takes a shower.

♫ Happy Barfday Two Pees ♫

It’s my birthday. I am four years old. I know you’re surprised. Mom gave me a gift. It’s a souvenir from her vacation to Hawaii.

My dad says that the lighting is a little too harsh and highlights my cheekbones. My poonchy sister, Emma, doesn’t have that problem because she has no cheek bones. Just plenty of cheek, yo.

I Can’t Quit You

My new house isn’t ready yet. Glue is drying. While we wait, here’s a video of my Moms being annoying.

She loves me. Too much.

Lady, I don’t bug you when I pee. You love it.

My New House

Dudes, it’s been awhile. I’ve been chillaxing in the basement. I like to sleep in the insulation in our unfinished basement.

I know, I know. Some people think it’s bad for me.

Mom calls me a dumb ginger cat. If I’m so dumb, why am I getting a new house. Check it out.

Part 2 comes if/when this thing gets installed, yo.

Peace out, mothertruckers.

Today is the Day!

Mom is doing her Ignite presentation and here is the slide deck since many of you anipals can’t come.

Wish her luck, yo.

Ignite Raleigh

Wassup, dudes? Wanted to let you know that my Mom will be giving a five-minute talk at Ignite Raleigh on March 3rd.

Her topic?

Me.

Duh.

Check it out.

Art & Freckles

Mom likes this photo because she says it captures my sleepiness, my ennui and my freckles.

Don’t tease me. I know you have freckles, too. Everyone does.