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My Pees: An Update
TweetDudes, here is an update on my peeing. Mom put nine litter boxes in the house to test out different kinds of litter and to see where I like to pee. Every night, she counts our pee clumps. For reals. Then she enters the number into a spreadsheet. All of our boxes are numbered. Boxes [...]
Cat Scratch Fever
TweetI had a birthday but no party because I hung out in the rafters all day long. I got a new cat scratcher. I had to smell it to make sure it’s friendly. Dad took some pictures of me in natural light with a high ISO. Then he took a picture of Emma who used [...]
♫ Happy Barfday Two Pees ♫
TweetIt’s my birthday. I am four years old. I know you’re surprised. Mom gave me a gift. It’s a souvenir from her vacation to Hawaii. My dad says that the lighting is a little too harsh and highlights my cheekbones. My poonchy sister, Emma, doesn’t have that problem because she has no cheek bones. Just [...]
I Can’t Quit You
TweetMy new house isn’t ready yet. Glue is drying. While we wait, here’s a video of my Moms being annoying. She loves me. Too much. Lady, I don’t bug you when I pee. You love it.
My New House
TweetDudes, it’s been awhile. I’ve been chillaxing in the basement. I like to sleep in the insulation in our unfinished basement. I know, I know. Some people think it’s bad for me. Mom calls me a dumb ginger cat. If I’m so dumb, why am I getting a new house. Check it out. Part 2 [...]
Today is the Day!
TweetMom is doing her Ignite presentation and here is the slide deck since many of you anipals can’t come. Wish her luck, yo. Ignite Scrubby View more presentations from Laurie Ruettimann.
Ignite Raleigh
TweetWassup, dudes? Wanted to let you know that my Mom will be giving a five-minute talk at Ignite Raleigh on March 3rd. Her topic? Me. Duh. Check it out.
Art & Freckles
TweetMom likes this photo because she says it captures my sleepiness, my ennui and my freckles. Don’t tease me. I know you have freckles, too. Everyone does.
Cigars Are Gross: Public Service Announcement
TweetDudes, my mom wanted to remind you that real cigars are gross and unhealthy. They can make your mouth smelly and no one will give you kisses. My cigars are healthy, yo. Want some of this?
