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Oh Noes!!
TweetOh noes, it’s pre-Halloween. My moms gets all crazy and pulls out her credit card. She buys me the dumbest costumes evar. We both know this will end badly. IDK what this is all about. Why do you insist on making me look like such a dork? None of mah friendz will think I’m cool [...]
Catster
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Ennui
TweetWe’re in the middle of a move and Moms says it will get easier but I’m not sure. My Scrubby Sense is tingling and my laser eyes are activated. From House Schtuffs Maybe I’m in a funk because Moms keeps buying me girlie blankets. I’M A BOY, MOMS. From House Schtuffs All this talk about [...]
Pee Monster
TweetMom calls me a pee monster. The vet thinks I need to be reacquainted with my calm, zen side. I’m fine, dudes. I’m just trying to express my disdain for the placement of the litter boxes. You’re on notice: I want a litter box within two feet of my body at all times or I [...]
Mom Had a Party
TweetWell, my mom made me get all fancy for some stupid party. I look like a dork, so I decided to hide under the bed when the guests arrived. What do you guys think?
Yo, Text Me
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Clean Bill of Health
TweetI’ve promised Mom that I won’t pee on another chair — my UTI is gone and I feel like a million bucks. Sorry about the Ethan Allen recliner with the fancy custom fabric, Mom. I know you & Daddeh loved that chair and picked it out when you first moved in together in 1998. I [...]
I’m Feeling Better
TweetWe have a checkup on Thursday. In the meantime, I’m going to eat some moths.
Mom Thinks I’m Peeing
TweetMom thinks I might be a little slow and not using the litter box. That’s discrimination, I say. Look at my face. Do I look like the kind of boy who would purposely avoid a litter box? This is America and I’m innocent until proven otherwise. Tell your friends: Free Scrubby! Update: Okay, maybe I [...]
My Moms Is Here
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