Mom told me that she’s done managing my litter box because I’m not paying her a living wage. I sent a note out on Twitter that said, “I writing an RFPee on outsourcing my litter box duties. Mom says she is done scooping.”

PreetChandhoke responded, “Interested in outsourcing to India? DM me for more details!”

This is why I love the internets, yo.

Scrubby sighting: living room!

Look at my Valentine’s Day bow tie.

Dad thinks it’s lame, but my Moms said, “You look like fuzzy Chippendales dancer.”

Whatever, dudes. I know how to rock this look.

Our friends over at Upside Down Kitties would love for you to submit a photo.

Daddy, my awesome celebrity photographer, is upstairs playing Gears of War 2 because he’s cool like that. It’s up to mom to represent on behalf of the Rue-kitties and provide some pictures.

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Dude, I’m neutered and I’m just not that in to you.

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I think we’re gonna have to reschedule the shoot cuz I just wasn’t feeling the vibe. Also, can someone call make-up? I have eye gunk.

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Jake says, “I was feeling it, yo. Let’s keep shooting. Keep it real. I can feel the energy, man! Can I have more cat nip, please?”

What are you talking about? Yes, that’s my natural hair. It’s not a toupee.

Shut up. I’m self-conscious about it.