Mom thinks I might be a little slow and not using the litter box. That’s discrimination, I say. Look at my face. Do I look like the kind of boy who would purposely avoid a litter box? This is America and I’m innocent until proven otherwise.
Tell your friends: Free Scrubby!
Update: Okay, maybe I was peeing a little on the porch cushions. Just a little. Hey, don’t blame me. I have a urinary tract infection!