♫ Happy Barfday Two Pees ♫

It’s my birthday. I am four years old. I know you’re surprised. Mom gave me a gift. It’s a souvenir from her vacation to Hawaii.

My dad says that the lighting is a little too harsh and highlights my cheekbones. My poonchy sister, Emma, doesn’t have that problem because she has no cheek bones. Just plenty of cheek, yo.

4 responses to “♫ Happy Barfday Two Pees ♫”

  1. Daisy the Curly Cat

    Happy birthday, Scrubby!

  2. Brewskie Butt

    Happy Birthday bro! Have a great day! *Paw Bump*

    The Brew

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